TF Presents: An Algorithmically Generated Christmas feat. Alice Caldwell-Kelly

TRASHFUTURE

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4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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On this week’s Trashfuture, Riley (@raaleh), Milo, Hussein (@HKesvani), and Nate (@inthesedeserts) spoke with writer Alice Caldwell-Kelly (@AliceAvizandum ) about a banner week in brain-dissolution, which included a viewing of a very popular Unicorn Poopsie Surprise unboxing video -- a toy designed by algorithms and popular with children who want to make their own unboxing videos. Also covered: Uber but for unlicensed ambulances, disingenuous Tory ‘outrage’ about a viral video showing the schoolyard abuse of a Syrian refugee boy, and a special visit from Brendan O’Neill to summarise the hypocrisy of the SJWs regarding the inhabitants of North Sentinel Island. Here’s the horrible unboxing video, in which adults dress up and act like children who are dressing up and acting like adults: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80rugwkSSig Please bear in mind that your favourite moron lads have a Patreon now. You too can support us here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture/overview Also: you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/, and what’s more, it’s mandatory if you want to be taken seriously.

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0:00.0	Yo, so this is fucked up, but every single cost cutter within a five minute walk of me is really fancy now.
0:06.3	I don't understand why that is.
0:07.6	It's fucked up, yo.
0:08.9	Yeah, it's incredibly fucked this.
0:11.2	Hey, buddy.
0:12.4	Oh, what's wrong with his fucking neighborhood?
0:14.7	The weird thing is, it's like, they're all like, they all have, like, it's cost cutter organics now.
0:18.5	And they all have, like like nice wood fronting and but they still
0:22.6	are selling sort of like a 12 pound box of like you know polish knockoff dishwasher tabs all
0:28.5	the same products but it's trying to be a lifestyle brand now i like the idea of polish knockoff
0:33.3	and dishwasher tabs and dishwasher. What the hell?
0:37.9	Cleaning your dishes.
0:39.3	Wait,
0:39.5	why are these Swedish?
0:40.5	Oh, why are they?
0:40.9	This is so dumb.
0:42.8	It's an Italian.
0:44.6	Oh, it's an Italian dishwash.
0:46.3	Every time Milo does amazing on-point accents for the British Isles and the Commonwealth.
0:50.5	And then anytime it goes to the continent, it's just like, hey, we're all from Italy.
0:53.4	Sometimes we just throw in some Slavic words.
0:55.5	This cold open is bad.
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