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*Preview* Trashfuture Presents: Balthasar Speedboat

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2018

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

This week's bonus episode of Trashfuture is actually a pilot of sorts -- it's a comedy show we've assembled featuring an ensemble cast of Milo, Riley, Olga Koch, Pierre Noveille, Alex Kealy, and a few bits from Nate as well. It's a show about how to feel the snow in a sensual way, assigned names for criminals, Dilbert-esque porn banter, Adam Sandler's comedic oeuvre, and Nate discussing a repressed memory about a German magazine he read as a kid that depicted a very silly dog. If you want to hear the whole thing, sign up at the $5 Patreon tier or higher: https://www.patreon.com/posts/23099008 Also: you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/. Here are some new slogans we recommend: 'Dragon dick energy', 'What if your phone was the cops', and '"Truly, we live in a society," -Brendan O'Neill'

Transcript

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0:00.0

Adam Sandler is the advert. I've only held my mouse over the advert for the Adam Sander new thing on Netflix, which is like a stand-up thing.

0:26.8

One, it's a stand-up, it's the most cheating thing.

0:29.2

It's not, it's a stand-up show.

0:30.7

Yeah.

0:31.1

But it's just loads of different clips.

0:33.8

It seems to be loads of clips welded together from loads of bits.

0:36.4

It's like, you can't.

0:41.6

Anyone could make a good stand-up show welding the best three minutes from an hour show together over 20 tour dates. I've seen three or four tweets so far from people I respect who aren't in

0:47.1

collaboration with each other saying it's really good. And I can't tell if it's a really funny joke.

0:53.4

And now I'm going to have to watch it. All the clips that I saw,

0:55.9

all the clips were like four, four or five second quick cuts of bits where he's not doing a joke

1:00.1

and he's just going, ble bl bl bl bl bl bl bl he's just doing a silly voice. But that's always like

1:04.2

the way that someone, like they always seem to go, who should we get to edit this trailer for all stand-up? Probably Jim, the editor who hates stand-up, right?

1:11.5

And doesn't speak English.

1:12.6

And there's bits that he likes the most of the bits where people are like,

1:15.5

and there's bits where it's just the audience laughing and they're just waving.

1:21.4

And they go, that'll advertise content.

1:23.2

It's just a man waving.

1:24.3

It's a man waving.

1:25.2

It's people loving it.

1:26.4

It's a man waving. It's a man waving. It's people loving it. It's a guy running around. I feel like, yeah, if ever, if ever, uh, if ever, uh, if ever he's up for any,

1:31.2

any crimes in the state of Texas, Adam Sandler can just show any of his films and they

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