Texting Tutor Update: She Wants To Have Lunch With Her Ex-Boyfriends New Wife?!

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🗓️ 22 August 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Lane and her ex-boyfriend Tod became platonic friends after their relationship ended; shortly after he got married to a woman named Trish. Now, the issue isn’t that he got married to Trish or that he even got married at all; the issue is that all of her friends and everyone around her is married and she can’t seem to hold onto a relationship for longer than six months. She reached out to The Bert Show because she wanted our help asking Trish to go out to lunch with her, not to hang out and be friends but to pick her brain about what she did to get married. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, the birch show.
0:01.8	So I'm really glad we talked her out of doing this texting tutor last week because it
0:06.1	just, it just wreaked a kind of like desperation.
0:09.3	I don't say that.
0:10.3	I did.
0:11.3	It just, no, it, it screamed.
0:15.2	I'm struggling with my self-esteem, but you shouldn't be.
0:17.8	So let us try to build you up and give you some confidence that you don't need to do
0:20.7	this.
0:21.7	But I mean, if she sits down with the ex-boyfriends current wife and starts asking questions,
0:27.6	get married.
0:28.6	Why do you marry you and not me?
0:29.6	I'm going to seem a little crazy.
0:30.6	No, for sure.
0:31.6	It does.
0:32.6	It really does.
0:33.6	So we didn't do it.
0:34.6	We didn't do it.
0:35.6	Talk her out of it.
0:36.6	Um, good morning, Lane.
0:37.6	Hey, how's it going?
0:39.6	Good.
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