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Texting Tutor Update: She Needs Our Help Kicking Out Her Roommate! + Clear My Wishlist!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in! We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to. She needs our help telling her roommate she has to go… in two days. Her girlfriend is moving in and she doesn't need anyone else cramping their style! Can we help her?... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it, the virtue.

0:02.1

Man, when she initially hit us up for a taxi to her like, no, man, what you want us to

0:06.7

do is just to mean we're gonna have to do something else.

0:09.4

We pivoted, but I don't even know if the pivot was the right move.

0:13.2

All right, so she hit us up her girlfriend and it's not like romantic girlfriend.

0:20.5

Her girlfriend was away and something happened and she was gonna be coming back early.

0:24.6

And so that's why she was pushing off asking her roommate to move out because her roommate's

0:29.4

leaving it a month anyway.

0:31.2

So in her head, she had like this perfect scenario and everything was gonna be fine unless

0:37.2

her girlfriend came back early, which she did.

0:39.3

So her girlfriend's coming back to move in with her, but the girlfriend fears that the

0:44.5

roommate has the hots for her.

0:46.6

And she just, she has a scut feeling, she's not a fan.

0:51.0

She doesn't think her girlfriend is reciprocating those feelings, but she thinks the roommate

0:56.1

wants to hook up with her.

0:57.5

So she told her, roommates got to go.

1:00.3

And our virtual listener was like, all right, I got this.

1:03.0

I will tell her she will be gone.

1:05.0

That was problem number one for you guys is that she was saying, look, you got to kick

1:09.0

your roommate out because I feel like she has feelings towards you even though our listener

1:14.8

never even felt it.

1:15.8

Exactly.

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