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Texting Tutor Update: It’s The Battle Of The Wedding Dates!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

These bridal besties are at a crossroads! They’re having their wedding a week apart! Turns out it was a MASSIVE miscommunication. What happened over the weekend? #TextingTutor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it the virtue you've ever been in the increasingly anxious situation. Oh, I know you've

0:06.5

been here before when you get off your flight and you're waiting for your bags and all the

0:13.3

bags are coming off and coming off and coming off and coming off and then you have that

0:20.5

first thought. Oh God. I hope my I'm sure it's just going to be last. I'm sure it's

0:25.1

just going to be last and then it keeps going around and around and around and then finally

0:30.1

that red light comes on and that's it and your bags not there. It's the worst. Absolutely.

0:36.1

You got a million things going through your head. Where do I got to go? How long is my

0:39.5

bag going to be? I got to wear the same clothes now for the next 48 hours, right? It's

0:43.6

just the worst. So this weekend there was a flight, a Swiss international airlines flight

0:49.0

that takes off from Zurich to Spain. And the same thing happened when it returned to

0:56.2

Spain, all the passengers were there at the carousel waiting for their bags, right? Not

1:01.7

one bag. It came off the flight. Not one no bags at all. So they had a lack of workers

1:10.2

working that day to put the luggage on the flight. So they delayed the plane for an hour

1:17.7

and realized, do you know what? Everybody's sitting on the plane right now anyway. Yeah, they

1:21.7

don't have their bags, but let's just send them to Spain and we'll deal with it when we get there.

1:26.3

What? So they fly to Spain. Everybody's sitting there at the carousel waiting for their bags.

1:32.5

Not one comes off for two hours. They sat there at baggage plane for two hours waiting for

1:38.1

luggage and nobody bothered to tell them that because they didn't have a ground crew,

1:42.3

there was no luggage put on the plane. They didn't want to delay flights because if you delay one,

1:46.1

you're delaying a whole bunch after also so they're like, oh, it's just sent them down.

1:49.7

They're already had a plane. Send the people down there and we'll deal with the luggage at

1:53.8

another time. That is fair. Which they did. They get to Spain and within like 24 hours, most people

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