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Texting Tutor Update: He Convinced Her To Have Her Cake And Eat It Too!

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🗓️ 15 August 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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the virtue they were friends. They were roommates and then they started something a little bit

0:07.4

more physical and it changed everything and she wanted our help on Friday with the texting

0:12.3

tutor to say like we got to make some decisions about this relationship here.

0:16.3

Yeah, so at first it was cool because they were just friends and it was flirty and it

0:19.8

was on both ends, but then one night they crossed that line of friendship and they hooked

0:24.3

up. And so at that point she started to realize she might have been in a bit of a situation

0:28.5

because she started to catch feelings for them and with them being roommates, it was

0:32.2

a little too close for comfort for her. So she felt like a change needed to come. Either

0:36.2

they were going to stop hooking up and continue to be roommates. But if they were going to

0:40.3

hook up, then she wanted either him to move out or she wanted her to move out so that

0:44.5

it wouldn't make it awkward for the friendship and for them being in the same place.

0:47.8

Now this was an easy prediction on Friday. We knew he was going to hold on for dear

0:51.6

life. Exactly what he did. He did not want to move out of that situation. He was having

0:56.8

his cake and eating it too. He liked the situation, but she's like, look, I would never move

1:02.2

in with somebody this quickly if we just started dating. So we need to either redefine

1:06.4

our relationship, but it's got to be one or the other. And he made the very mature decision

1:11.5

during texting to her and saying, why are we doing this during text? Which is what

1:14.8

Kristen says every week. Every single week. We should never be doing these during text.

1:19.2

It should always be a face to face. So that's where we left it off.

1:22.1

Yeah, we laid the groundwork and then we're going to have the conversation. And here's

1:25.0

how the conversation went. I'm so weak. I admit it. I gave in and changed my mind, which

1:32.2

is exactly what we told him not to do. Right. After you helped me text him, he came home

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