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The Bert Show

Texting Tutor: The Parents Are Boycotting Their Kid’s Christmas Stuff!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2024

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Her kid's preschool is putting too much stress on the parents during the holidays! Can we help this disgruntled mom text her administrator to let her know they're boycotting all of the holiday events?! It’s #TextingTutor!

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0:00.0

It's time to get lost.

0:03.8

Listen to the new soundtrack from Disney's Moana Toos.

0:07.3

Because you've got potential to travel the distance.

0:10.8

I've been existential and lost to existence.

0:14.4

And there is no map to your destination.

0:18.1

No explanation to solve this equation

0:21.8

in cinemas now

0:23.9

we gotta get last

0:25.2

cut loose

0:25.9

and lose

0:26.9

our way

0:27.8

there ain't no fun

0:29.6

The bird show

0:33.4

But you need the right words

0:35.5

And don't want to screw it up

0:37.3

Let the bird show be your texting tutor And moscuro You need the right words and don't want to screw it up.

0:40.5

Let the Birch Show be your texting tutor.

0:42.3

And we'll screw it up for you.

0:52.6

All right, we are going to be helping Joan text because she and a group of moms are joining together for a boycott.

0:53.0

All right. A boycott of their preschools, what they consider ridiculous holiday demands.

0:59.0

And she wants our help breaking the news to a preschool administrator.

1:03.3

Okay.

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