The Bert show.

You need the right words and don't want to screw it up.

Let the Bert show be your texting tutor.

And we'll screw it up for you.

So Nicole here needs our help texting. She and a bunch of other friends need to kick some

people out of their game night. Thanks for getting heated.

She wants our help to do it.

Good morning, Nicole.

How are you?

Good morning.

I'm great.

All right.

Okay, somebody here is getting the boot.

Who is it?

It's my friend Kelly, and I just don't quite know

how to talk to her about the situation,

and I really appreciate you guys helping me. about the last

last couple of years.

She's friends-in-likes for about the last couple of years.

So my husband and I, we have friends from college and then other other friends from work, but we do this weekly game night.

There is a core group that always try to come and sometimes we'll have to skip a week but the thing is we do this game night and we do you know and we'll toss in like a little bit of money, like a dollar around just to make it kind of exciting, you know.

And the last couple of times we had game night, we had it my place and I was cleaning and I realized that underneath the cushion of one of these

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