The Bird Show.

You need the right words and don't want to screw it up.

Let the bird show be your texting tutor.

And we'll screw it up for you.

Right before we start texting tutor here, I just want to remind everybody that we are being hired for a specific thing.

We are not here to change opinions.

We are not here to judge. We are being hired to text, even if that text seems to be from a very controlling person asking for a very

controlling situation. We're not here to judge, but I'm going to judge anyway. We listen

and we don't judge out loud and we just do. We judge. We judge-ish.

It's a little bit of judge. All right, Janine, I know you want us to text with your boyfriend because

you're not happy with one of his friends. Yes, that is correct. Okay, you take it from here. Here we go.

We are here just to text, not to judge, but certainly we will.

We've been together for a little over a year now, and we moved in together about three months

ago, and things, for the most part, have been going great until this one friend started

coming around more often. And I'm going to call this friend Jake.

And, you know, he's been a big part of my boyfriend's life since college.

And they were roommates and frat brothers.

So there's a lot of loyalty there.

And, you know, they've grown apart in recent years.

And he's known for being a cheater.

He's cheated on multiple girlfriends, multiple times, including once when she was in the

hospital after surgery.

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