Texting Tutor: She Needs Our Help Starting A Fight With Her Husband!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 8 November 2024
⏱️ 18 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Birch Show |
| 0:02.0 | You need the right words and don't want to screw it up. |
| 0:07.0 | Let the Birch Show be your texting tutor. |
| 0:10.0 | And we'll screw it up for you. |
| 0:12.0 | So she wants our help getting into a fight with her husband. |
| 0:16.0 | This one's going to be easy. |
| 0:18.0 | In all the years we've done texting tutor, we have never been asked to please help me text |
| 0:24.1 | my husband to get in an argument. |
| 0:26.8 | An intentional fight. |
| 0:28.1 | This is what I hear. |
| 0:29.4 | Hey, Chelsea, good morning. |
| 0:30.3 | You're on the bird show. |
| 0:31.5 | Hi, good morning. |
| 0:32.6 | Okay. |
| 0:32.9 | You want our help to get you into a fight with your husband? |
| 0:36.2 | Yes. |
| 0:37.4 | I know I sound a little crazy, but I'm hoping you can help me out. |
| 0:41.4 | What's the motivation here? |
| 0:42.5 | I need my husband to sleep in the guest bedroom tonight, and I'm fully aware that this is |
| 0:50.4 | a little bit immature, but this is how I operate sometimes. |
| 0:55.4 | And I am so sleep deprived. |
| 0:59.7 | I just want my primary bedroom to myself. |
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