Texting Tutor PT 4: She Needs Our Help Kicking Out Her Roommate

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🗓️ 27 July 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in! We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to. She needs our help telling her roommate she has to go… in two days. Her girlfriend is moving in and she doesn't need anyone else cramping their style! Can we help her?... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're on the virtue.
0:01.0	I was a terrible idea yesterday, man, and mostly because Mo got to beat the crap out of
0:06.4	me.
0:07.4	Oh, this is awesome.
0:08.4	You guys.
0:09.4	Brilliant.
0:10.4	Wow, just quickly, man.
0:12.2	If you're on TikTok, we tried the tortilla challenge yesterday and you want to give
0:18.5	with the directions and in rules of the tortilla challenge are if you're not on social.
0:23.0	And I was like, I was, I actually was concerned.
0:25.1	I'm like, man, we're too like to hop on this, but I don't, I'm so glad you guys did it
0:29.2	because it was so worth it.
0:31.7	But yeah, the tortilla challenge started where two people fill their mouth up with water
0:36.4	and they have large flour tortillas and they sit there and do rock paper scissors and
0:41.2	whoever wins gets to slap the other person in the face with the tortilla.
0:46.4	And it's whoever spits out their water first from laughing is up being the loser.
0:51.5	And it picked up steam again because Kevin Hart and Dwayne DeRoc Johnson just did it
0:55.3	again.
0:56.3	They just did it.
0:57.8	And poor, and well, not poor because he's huge.
1:00.3	Dwayne DeRoc Johnson kept losing and Kevin Hart was the one who kept being able to slap
1:04.7	him in the face with the tortilla.
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