get it the virtue broke up a while ago, but they had gotten a dog together and they were

doing like a shared custody thing, but he had pretty much primary custody of the dog.

She just got this big house and wants the dog to spend more time there and he's like,

good luck with that.

So how did the texting tutor play out for us last week, Abby?

Oh, this guy was so rude because she came to us and she said, listen, I've got this

really great backyard for this dog that I share custody with my ex with.

And obviously you would think if he lives in an apartment and she lives in a house,

like the majority of the time, the dog should probably be with her.

So she thought, you know what, I'm going to throw the idea out there and see how he

feels about it.

So we put together a very nice text for him, just said, hey, how do you feel about this?

And he was so dry.

He, he, he, he didn't like he had no room for any kind of negotiation with us.

So I don't have a lot of hope that when, basically what we recommended was that when he came over

to drop the dog off, like, had the conversation then, and maybe even dognap him.

So I guess we're going to find out if that worked out.

Dognapping may or may not have come up in the conversation, but we told her to like,

like, wait, because it was going to be like another week or so before she, it was her

weekend to hang out with the dog.

And we said, what is it, nine tenths of the law possession, possession is nine tenths

of the low.

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