the birch show. Just a couple of seconds here. We will get an update on texting tutor. She doesn't

want to go on vacation with her best friend because the best friend's husband has hit on her

before and she was going to have to tell him that this weekend. So we'll get to that in just one

second. Before we do, this might be the most ridiculous story I've heard in a long time,

even worse than the buttlight thing. That was pretty bad. I'm guessing this is just made up just

to get some publicity for this one organization. But there is a baseball team in Georgia.

Excuse me, down in Macon. And they're called the Macon Bacon. You're where you're making bacon

hat today. I'm wearing it in solidarity today because they're taking some crap. All right.

Macon Bacon are. Yeah, I started to buy like hats from all of our affiliate cities.

It's a minor league baseball team. So it's a pretty cool name. I like Macon Bacon, right?

And their mascot is a seven foot slice of bacon named Kevin.

Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon. Okay. It's good. Right? Yeah. When I bought this hat the other day,

I didn't go through like the team or anything. I just went on a website and I got the hat.

And it came back and says, Hey, thanks so much for supporting Macon Bacon. Stay crispy,

Bert. That's pretty cool. That's great marketing, right? That's hilarious. So not everybody's

amusa. There is an animal group called the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine

that says bacon increases cancer risk. And they are asking the team to change their name to

something that's healthier. It does. I'm always the woke agenda strikes again.

I'm always curious about these because when you hear something like that and a study was done

and like that increases cancer, it's you need more details and like who conducted the

the research because you can get skewed information. Sure. Depending on who's conducting it. Right.

If you're going to eat it, it's not even worth talking. It's really it's stupid. It's pretty good.

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