I would dream first home, probably a doer-upper, put a run stamp on it.

Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds.

But they're all so watertight, asshole-free.

Boring, just white boxes.

Well, we can decorate an old liquor painting, isn't it?

Hmm.

Like a nice shade of grey.

We are not having grey walls.

Why not?

Why not?

Whatever stage of the process you're at,

Halifax's online first-time buyer events are full of useful tips and guidance.

Halifax, it's a people thing.

For more information, search Halifax's first-time buyer events.

That's H-U-E-L dot com slash Spotify.

Really?

Well, they're not like type BFF or anything like that.

They've been living together for about a month.

She's relatively clean, pays the bills on time.

There's just one thing that she finds off-putting in that the roommate likes to walk around.

Naked, and not naked all the time, but she says she also likes to wear boxers and a bra, right?

But when she's walking out of the bathroom into her bedroom, she's just completely naked.

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