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it at the birch show dot com slash bonus B S. All right. So we tried to help on Friday with

the texting to her because she's all excited about this new relationship, but is it too early

to ask this dude to do it long distance? Oh, is this on me? You're right. Okay. I wasn't

prepared. Man, my motivational speech did not work today. You know, I know. Yeah. All you

said was you're going to try your best. Was that your best? That's all you know, that wasn't

my best. Okay. I'm going to take a take a hit for that one. All right. So she hit us up.

She's been dating a guy for a few months. It's going really, really well. She really liked

some. However, she had a promotion and her job. And this is a huge promotion. However,

in order for her to accept it, she has to move to Philadelphia. So she asked us to text

her boyfriend that she got this new job and that she was moving to Philly. But in some

way, she wants to like gauge whether or not he's going to be interested in doing long

distance because she would like to do long distance. So we match the energy, right? That's

our thing when we're doing texting tooters matching energy. And they were kind of like

short text back and forth. And sure enough, he said, we need to talk about this in person

later, which is what I said out the gate. I always say out the gate. Can we just put that

produced? Yes. Disclaimer now for every time we do texting tooters so you don't have

to waste your breath with the same thing every word. But there was some back and forth.

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