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Texting Tutor PT 3: Her Bridezilla Cousin Will Drop Her From The Wedding If She Doesn't Do *THIS*

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🗓️ 12 September 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

There are way too many wedding activities to be involved in, and she doesn’t know how to tell the bride she can’t do it all. She wants to be involved in her cousin’s wedding, but she just got a new job and won’t be able to attend everything. She wants our help texting the cousin to ask for a break. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

get it the virtue. Oh, the cousin has turned into such a bright zilla. We tried to help

0:05.7

our listener get out of a couple of fans and it did not go well. We'll get into that

0:09.7

in just a couple of seconds. Look, if you can't get enough virtue, we got bonus virtue

0:14.2

for you. And this week dropped, um, probably the most revealing and a shocking moment from

0:20.8

one virtue, remember, not the fact itself, just the way it came up. You remember I'm

0:26.8

talking about I don't know not at all. I don't want to say I'm just going to say it came

0:34.6

out of nowhere for us. We were doing an ask us anything and the truth bomb that was dropped

0:41.9

floored us for a second just because of the time you guys can't even remember that. No,

0:45.9

I can't. I can't. I remember it. I know exactly who it burnt was the most shocked

0:51.8

out of everybody. Oh, our bonus content can be found at the burksow.com slash podcast.

1:05.6

All right. So we tried to help her with the texting tutor because she saw that her cousin

1:09.8

was becoming this huge bright zilla and was asking for people to show up to every little

1:15.2

event she was having. Yeah. So she had gotten engaged three years ago. So now fast four

1:19.9

three years, they are finally going through with the wedding planning and the wedding is

1:23.1

coming up six months from now. And she is asking a lot of her bridal party. So what she's

1:29.8

asking is another engagement party. They already had one three years ago when they got engaged,

1:34.2

she needs her to attend another engagement party three different bridal showers, two different

1:40.6

bachelor at parties, a local bachelor at party and a bachelor at party that's going to be

1:45.4

somewhere else. And that's on top of the wedding, which you have the rehearsal dinner, the

1:50.0

reception and the ceremony. So we did a texting tutor with the bride and trying to explain

1:56.7

that since she got engaged three years ago, our burksow listener had gotten a new job.

2:01.4

And she wasn't going to be able to take all this time off. So we said, Hey, good news.

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