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So we are about to start texting for Claire.

She is ready to blow up the family.

She wants our health,

texting her twin sister's ex-boyfriend who she feels like her

twin sister treated him like crap he deserved better than that she's been

crushing on him hard. They ran into each other. She kind of

felt like the X was flirting with her. She feels like the chemistry is there. She

feels like this will be accepted eventually with her family, so we're about to text this dude and say, hey, remember me?

Hey, I look like my sister, we should do it.

Her twin sister and he dated for less than a year. They broke up

back in November so there's been some breathing room and the way she has

described her twin sister is that essentially of an ego maniac monster who is just a miserable terrible person trying to make

everybody around her miserable so that's what we're going with okay so how have you

ever texted this dude before ever yeah I mean there were a few times that we've texted,

but just like casually, like if my sister's phone died and she

need to tell him something, I would be kind of the go-between.

Okay, so it'll be a little odd for him to get this random text.

A little bit. Okay. All right. With that, where do we even start? Not it. Not it. Not it.

Not it. Not it. Not it. Ah hi.

Hey!

How many?

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