Texting Tutor PT 2: She Wants Her Roommate To Put Some Clothes On!

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🗓️ 31 March 2023

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Her roommate is doing ONE thing that is making her super uncomfortable...walking around in only her undies! She needs our help asking her to put some clothes on! It's #TextingTutor 👀 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The bird show.
0:01.0	So we're about to start texting for and with Charlotte.
0:05.3	She has a new roommate who checks all the boxes.
0:08.7	Everything's been great except one thing.
0:09.8	I mean, she's paying the bills on time.
0:11.7	She's fairly clean.
0:12.7	They get along okay, except Charlotte's roommate from time to time likes to go, Nick and
0:17.1	Nick and Nick and Nick and around the house.
0:19.3	Fun fact, Abby.
0:20.3	Burke can never say the word make it once.
0:22.4	He always has to say it three times.
0:24.0	Nick and Nick and Nick and I don't know if he feels like it's a Beatles you're saying and
0:28.1	if he says it three times and Nick and Nick and Nick and Nick and Nick and Nick and
0:40.2	Nick and Nick and Nick and Nick and the problem here is that it's only really occurring between
0:44.0	the bathroom and the roommates room.
0:46.5	So it's not like she's flaunting all over the place, but she does have her underwear
0:50.2	on from time to time also and the bottom line is just making Charlotte uncomfortable.
0:55.8	I have that we open the gate with hey, I really enjoyed having you as a roommate so far.
1:02.8	Can you shave?
1:03.8	Hey, I really enjoyed having you as a roommate so far.
1:10.7	Thank you.
1:11.7	What?
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