The Bird Show.

And this is so jacked up because her friends totally turned on her, man.

And she was just being like the brave spokesperson for the group.

Hey, Mary, good morning.

Good morning.

Okay.

So for those that didn't hear our texting tutor last week, you want to sort of recap why we were helping you out?

Yes.

Well, I had a spring break trip planned, and one of the three, it's supposed to be four total.

One of our friends decided to bring her boyfriend, who she's only been dating for a couple of months,

and it was supposed to be a girl's trip and I was just texting her to let her know that we we didn't want her

boyfriend to go or we were we we asked if maybe her boyfriend wouldn't go so we could just

keep it with the original plan yeah I think Abby said in order not to be like totally mean girl about this, you were like,

give her the option to leave old dude at home.

And then if she like really doubles down on it, then we can be like, yeah, no, he's not

invited.

You can't do that.

That's very uncool of you.

Which we did and she did not take it well.

She did not take it well. She did not take it well. I think, in fact, we left it with,

she said that you should all get STDs,

which is quite the way to go out.

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