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The Bert Show

Texting Tutor PT 2: She Needs To Break Some Bad News To The Guy She's Dating

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2022

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in! We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to. Up this week - she needs to tell the guy she's been dating for just a few weeks that she's moving out of state for a job...but she doesn't want to break things off. Can we convince him to do long distance? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, the Bert Show.

0:01.6

Hi, we are about to help Carmen text this brand new dude in her life.

0:07.3

They've only been seeing each other like four weeks, not even that three, four weeks.

0:11.1

She said three and a half, three and a half.

0:12.5

So we're rounded up.

0:13.3

You do.

0:14.3

Um, and it's electric.

0:16.8

There is such a connection.

0:18.6

There it is.

0:19.6

Such a connection.

0:21.3

Um, but she gets this great job in Philly and she's here in Atlanta.

0:25.8

Dude's here in Atlanta also and she wants our help texting him to say, Hey, the last

0:31.3

three and a half weeks has been fantastic.

0:33.6

But I got this new gig, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's the end of us.

0:37.4

I would like to continue this beautiful journey with you.

0:40.2

That's so beautiful.

0:41.4

It should be sad in process.

0:43.4

I've been three and a half weeks.

0:46.2

It can be via text when you hit one month and then it's an important conversation.

0:50.3

So literally four days away.

0:52.4

Yep, just made it.

0:53.4

I don't make the rules.

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