Texting Tutor PT 1: She Wants To Create A FAKE Proposal Story!

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🗓️ 8 April 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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You like them. You had a connection. But you just don’t KNOW how to take it to the next level…especially if you’re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you’re scared of rejection. So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date – and that’s where we come in! We’ll tell you what to text the person you’re into, line by line, and we’ll help you get that date…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to. She’s REALLY embarrassed by the way her man proposed to her, so she wants to create a fake proposal story with him to tell people! She needs our help! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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