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Texting Tutor PT 1: How Does She Tell Her Friend What Happened To Her Dog?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0

Music

0:10.0

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0:22.0

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0:25.0

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0:28.0

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0:59.0

The virtual

1:01.0

We are about to start texting for and with Casey Abbey

1:06.0

You're going to have to run point on this

1:08.0

Can you remember the things that we tell her because Kristen has to take off?

1:11.0

She's got a dirty uterus

1:14.0

Excuse me

1:15.0

I have nothing wrong with my uterus. It's my urethra

1:18.0

Is that what it is?

1:19.0

I don't really know what the U was in Utia

1:22.0

Do you know there are two different things?

1:24.0

Yeah, I do know that the U stands for your dirty

1:27.0

No, it doesn't matter if you used a washcloth

1:30.0

That's what happened

1:31.0

That's the fact

1:32.0

I do use a washcloth. I am prone to utis

1:35.0

I have to go run to urgent care so I can get a prescription before we fly to Dallas

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