Texting Tutor PT 1: Her Sister THINKS She’s Gonna Be Her Maid Of Honor!
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🗓️ 17 March 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. |
| 0:01.2 | You know the old saying. |
| 0:03.2 | When you assume you look like an a-hole. |
| 0:05.6 | And we think here that Lauren's sister... |
| 0:10.1 | You didn't say that right by the way. |
| 0:11.5 | No, that's not the cliche. |
| 0:12.8 | That's not the cliche. |
| 0:13.9 | I can say it. |
| 0:14.5 | When you assume you make an S out of you and me, |
| 0:19.1 | and that spells a sum. |
| 0:20.9 | You're just in a bowl park. |
| 0:22.7 | You're just like, girl, that... |
| 0:24.0 | So I remember. |
| 0:26.8 | Maybe that's not my dad told me it. |
| 0:29.3 | Oh my god, it's not even remote. |
| 0:31.1 | Like, that's the same. |
| 0:32.0 | But okay. |
| 0:33.1 | Now, I distinctively remember when I'm five years old. |
| 0:35.2 | That's what he said. |
| 0:36.2 | You know what happens when you assume you're a-hole. |
| 0:41.5 | So, Lauren here has got a sister that's doing some assuming here |
| 0:45.4 | that we are going to have to help text |
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