The Bird Show.

Before we get the update on our texting tutor and that grandma that just was so determined to flex in front of the other family,

I have to confess something here this morning that I think I would call this temporary parenting insanity this morning.

Just a little bit.

Man, was I a D-bag?

So, you know, my son doesn't have that many chores. He doesn't have that many chores. He doesn't work nearly as hard as I did around the

house, right? Just a couple. But he forgets to do him, not from time to time, quite a bit.

All the time. Yep. One specifically really drives me crazy, and that is just taking out the trash, too. Yeah, I mean, you know, like every Monday night, just take it out before you go to sleep. So it's there for Tuesday morning. Every week, I'm reminding them. We just had to talk about it last week again. Dude, if this is a job, man, you just can't forget things. you'd get fired. I can't fire you from being my son. I can't. Oh, some parents have.

Yeah. again, dude, if this is a job, man, you just can't forget things. You'd get fired.

I can't fire you from being my son. I can't. Oh, some parents have. Yeah, it's happened. My parents did it happen. I guess you could. Well, I've broken the cycle. So does he have to take the garbage from like inside to the garbage? Or he's actually hauling the garbage bin down to the street? Yes. So it's the garbage is done, it's in the garage.

Okay.

It's 100 feet.

Got it. To the garbage? Or he's actually hauling the garbage bin down to the street. Yes. So the garbage is done.

It's in the garage.

It's 100 feet to the curb. And there are two. Recycling and the regular garbage. He's just going to haul him out and haul him. Does he even have to haul him back? No. He just has to haul him out. Once a week. Once a week. Okay. Just remember to haul them out there on Monday night.

I wake up this morning.

I go out to my car.

It's what.

I don't know. 5.30 this morning. It's Tuesday morning. There are the garbage cans in the garage. We just had this talk. So I roll one out and I put it right in front of his driver door.

Nice.

And the second one, I put in the back of his truck.

That's funny.

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