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Yannis Pappas Hour

Texas Wants Out - LongDays with Yannis Pappas - Episode 16

Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News Commentary, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

The Lone Star State is battling Covid with freedom, John Stamos joins the show live via comment roulette (no bull), For weekly bonus episodes on weds and additional bonus content and to support the show click here: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdays...

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0:00.0

Good afternoon. This is Yannis Papis with News. Today there's been another police shooting

0:13.6

as there was yesterday and tomorrow I'd like to report there will be another school

0:18.0

shooting. There will be another police shooting. There will be another suicide. There will

0:22.4

be shootings. COVID has gone up. There is Russian subterfuge in your asshole and the Chinese

0:29.3

have bought up all of New York which is creating a bubble that is mysteriously and miraculously

0:35.3

keeping real estate afloat and going up in New York City nobody can understand it because

0:41.1

everyone who's making a million dollars or less to 400,000 is fleeing New York City for what

0:48.3

is being called what's left of America in Florida where Andrew Schultz has made a country song

0:55.0

and Jake uh Jake Logan Paul Jake Paul is boxing so whatever you train to do do not do it do something

1:04.7

else you are an influencer now Lex Friedman I enjoyed your podcast but you are an MIT scientist

1:11.5

but apparently now you're Rush Limbaugh you are a broadcaster uh Joe Rogan is a MMA specialist

1:20.8

Jude Sichoo guy former karate champion comedian but now he interviews a presidential candidate

1:28.4

in intellectuals he is the only news that we listen to so uh Dr. Fauci apparently now he is a

1:37.1

virus czar who is issuing uh edicts on when we should go outside which in Florida I recommend

1:45.6

never please I'm rooting for corona the safest thing that could happen for Floridians

1:51.2

is corona goes up people get sick they stay inside yes there will be more cases of corona but there

1:57.2

will be less alligator deaths baths off deaths meth deaths and choking on Cuban carchapas

2:15.0

what's my wrong and then something up now he comes a great kid you know you can trust from the truth

2:20.4

who's losing camera to the sick politics and the propaganda he just keeps screwing out a lot

2:26.5

to say oh shit it's about to be a long day it's a long day it's a long day coming

2:32.1

actually their venous dwell in kachapas are fucking yeah I put myself I'm fucking

2:38.6

for not knowing a difference in cuisines or in Spanish they would call it el cuciernos

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