What's up everybody welcome to another episode of long days is the first

guest I wanted my first guest to be the hilarious Mark Norman and I scored him

even though I had to take a plane back for Miami to get. It's a long story folks

I thought you moved to Miami I don't know why. Here's the thing we had a we've had

we had like a whole exchange a whole text exchange. Yeah for like that

spanned like a couple weeks. Yeah and the whole time you thought I lived in Miami.

Yes well I was doing the Miami improv and I said I saw you on Schultz you got a

little cheese in yeah you know you're a little swanky and dancing and some kind of ethnicity

so I figured you moved down to Miami and it said fuck these quiffs up here I'm going to Florida

and I was wrong so I said oh he'll he'll he'll he can open for me you know it'll be fun

you have some you're ethnic but you're more ethnic in like a French yes yeah French kind of

conquering like a French kind of swank but you're the ones in Louisiana where you guys like

conquering French you're more like French revolution kind of Egalite Liberté kind of French

I know you eat crawfish and it freaks me out it's weird I love you eat on newspapers like

fucking Irish peasants yeah well you do Asians out here stealing our whole peel thing with the

you know you see him out there in the restaurant they put the sauce right on the shelf

what are you doing you Chris stop Asian hate stop crawfish hate as a ruin in it but yeah uh

yeah mom my dad's like from France people you know Normandy you know it's right in there

so then my mom's a big Sicilian cunt and uh it's that mix and then you throw some Cajun in there

and a couple of blacks and you got me because you grew up in like a black neighbor oh yeah it

was rough it was rough you grew up in New Orleans yeah Trimae which is like like in New York the

New York this pronouncing in New Orleans is like the way New Yorkers say house and everybody else

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