Testing Inventions That Should NOT Exist

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 29 minutes

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0:00.0	Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus.
0:04.0	We're having a baby.
0:06.0	We're having a baby.
0:07.0	I've always wanted to be mom.
0:09.0	And we're bringing you on our journey through everything.
0:12.0	I have no idea what we're doing.
0:13.0	Thank you. I have more of an idea.
0:15.0	I think of it like a Tamagotchi.
0:17.0	At the end of all of this...
0:20.0	We're going to have a little baby.
0:21.6	Raising Chelsea, a Hulu original series streaming April 2nd exclusively on Disney Plus.
0:26.6	18 plus subscription required T's and T supply.
0:29.6	Foursing to pick it out speed, Darcy!
0:33.6	Datsy!
0:34.6	Okay.
0:35.6	It looks like it.
0:36.6	Oh! Come to die. Oh, my God! You're living in the past, man. Oh, come to die.
0:38.3	Oh, my God!
0:39.3	You're living in the past, man.
0:40.3	Alright, let's...
0:41.3	Oh, fuck.
0:42.3	You know, Chad, the Wong chooses the wizard.
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