I'd like to earn $100. There you go, bro. Paypal him, $100. Eat some eggs. Hey, you want a good pizza, I'm gonna f*** it. Give me a spoonful, Chad. Only a spoonful! Hey Chad, are you hungry? I'm very hungry, Max. Would you like a pizza base with nothing on it? That sounds delicious, Max. Let me just get that for you.

Today, we're going back on Uber Eats. Last time, we got a little carried away. What if they'll deliver 100 hamburgers? Hey, anyone order a hamburger? Cheers. To France. That wasn't the vision of the video. We want to try to redo it. I guess we'll just do Dominozzi Zamo Brites. Ham and cheese classic.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Did you throw up? I haven't even fucking eaten yet. I literally just threw up on myself. Right. So if we remove the ham and cheese, we'd just get the base. Okay, well yeah, $15 pizza base. That could be done, I guess. Let's get two of them so you can make a big pizza sandwich. Oh, you're going to choose a pizza sauce. I'll have to call up and be like, can you remove the pizza sauce too? Thank you for calling down. I'm on a special diet. Could you only cook nothing on the pizzas, just cooked pizza bases? Is that okay? Too fat bases. Okay, no way, okay. awesome Awesome. Thank you very much. We'll see you soon. Thank you. I don't think you love me back. Excellent. Put the McDonald's cheese in a separate stack so we can put it on the pizza base and make... Okay, alright, okay, let's do that. I'm just gonna order a quarter pounder. I'm just gonna add heaps of extra sliced cheese. I have a miss call, what the fuck?

It might be the Domino's it just called me.

You don't want us to put this pizza sauce as well? No, nothing on it. No pizza sauce, just the base cooked. Okay, yeah. I love you. What fuck? He doesn't love me! Alright, let's call McDonald's now. Instead of making them a burger, can you just put five patties in one box and five slices of cheese in one box and separate them if that's okay? Alright, I'll see what I can do. No way. If you can pull it off, mate, I'll come down afterwards and I'll suck your cock and balls. No, don't... Sorry about that, mate. Alright, thank you, mate. I appreciate it. Have a good night. You did not like the cock and balls sucking part. Oh, a lot of the fries. Get crapped on the nuggets. I think that's a lot. Nah, it would be fine. That's a lot. We got added to a big pizza base. So BP foodery. They sell condoms. Okay. Lifestyle regular condoms, 10 pack. Regular. I need small. Frequently bought together, Cadbury Dairy milk marble. Okay, get it with with them. All right, how many are we doing? You want to go $1,000? Do I want to? No. Will I? Yes. I want the call to be like. All right. $1,015 of condoms is 47 packs. Oh, you got 47 Cadbury fucking milk. Oh yeah. Forgot to remove the Cadbury milk chocolate. Shit. I'll just get one block of chocolate. This is $620 without the chocolate. Hey, the McDonald's arrived. Oh, they just put patties in there. My man really came through. Wanna slice? I fucking hate this rubber cheese. It tastes like shit by themselves. What were you planning on doing with the meat? Yeah, we were meant to get one massive burger.

Or you're gonna have to order a burger from another place and just get the buns from that one.

And then put all those inside the bun.

So order a normal burger from another place and then call them and tell them.

I just want the bread. We should complete our pizza.

Oh yeah, just a hundred of those.

Man, that's cheap.

50!

No, 50 barbecue as well.

We're gonna get one of each, right?

Dad's gone for the world record.

The fastest 100 sauce packs.

Oh yeah, I'm speed running.

And time.

Nice.

All right, we're making our own pizza.

What goes on a pizza?

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