Tesco Tyrants
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2025
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Luke poses a crucial hypothetical: if music awards only went to artists who’ve never taken a stimulant… who’d actually be left? The lads then dive into the legacy of “straight-head” rockstars and debate whether Winston Marshall’s post-banjo pivot into far-right politics really counts as a glow-up. Spoiler: it doesn’t.
Elsewhere, Pete’s parenting takes a turn after he accidentally locks his baby in the car and has to coach her through unlocking it from the inside. And finally, a listener’s clash with a Tesco jobsworth triggers painful Nectar card flashbacks for Luke.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Luke and Pitcho. |
| 0:06.6 | I'm Pete Donson. |
| 0:07.3 | John by Mr. Lucie Moor |
| 0:08.2 | and it is Monday the 12th of May. |
| 0:11.1 | How the Devil are you, |
| 0:12.7 | Loki. |
| 0:13.6 | I'm very well, thank you. |
| 0:14.5 | Thank you for asking. |
| 0:15.6 | If that question was sincere |
| 0:17.3 | and not just a bit of kind of opening furniture, |
| 0:19.4 | then I will answer it sincerely. |
| 0:20.5 | I'm doing |
| 0:21.0 | very well thank you very much i always want to know i just to get i'd like to get a little whoever i'm |
| 0:25.4 | talking to online because i can't see you smell you you could have no trousers on with poo everywhere |
| 0:31.0 | i wouldn't know i would not know that you were having a breakdown so i'm just i'm just pressing my |
| 0:36.9 | two fingers to your |
| 0:37.8 | throat. 30 seconds in, we're already doing my breakdown. Let's do it. Just lead into it. Let's do it. |
| 0:44.7 | Hey, we're recording this a couple of days before our live show. I think we're due on, personally. |
| 0:48.6 | I think my head's going to explode. Well, the live shows will probably be the continuation of the |
| 0:53.0 | breakdown. Exactly. I was going to say, I like the feel and will probably be the continuation of the breakdown. |
| 0:54.8 | Exactly. |
| 1:04.2 | I was going to say I like the feel and the vibe and the aesthetic of that hip-hop beat that opens the Luke and Pete show, which is you in quite a genteel way, just going, it's Luke and Pete show. |
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