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🗓️ 15 May 2025
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Pete kicks things off by unpacking the most scandalous moment of the 2025 Met Gala: Rosa Parks printed on a pair of knickers. Naturally, this leads Luke to ask the big question: are we just getting stupider as a society? Then comes the real shocker…Met Gala tickets cost $75,000. Luke’s astounded, and takes it as the perfect excuse to launch into a full-blown rant about stamp duty and the state of everything.
Plus, Pete pulls the ultimate contrarian move by refusing to watch Adolescence, instead pledging to watch every other show with the same name so he can still join in the chat. And a listener's email sparks a surprisingly grim realisation: are astro turf pitches just giant Petri dishes?...Absolutely.
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0:00.0 | How would you spend 200 million pounds? |
0:04.3 | I'm Sorrell and I'm back for season two of the insanely lavish, |
0:08.0 | rich beyond my wildest dreams podcast, |
0:10.0 | where hilarious guests get their hands on an imaginary 200 million pound jackpot |
0:14.4 | on Euro millions from the National Lottery. |
0:16.7 | I would buy tickets to go and see Backstreet Boys in the sphere. |
0:19.1 | I'd buy the sphere. What are we talking about? |
0:21.1 | The bougier, the better. |
0:22.9 | Turns into a lunatic with all this money. |
0:26.2 | I'm trying to buy Europe. |
0:27.8 | So get ready for confetti cannons, champagne, giant checks, |
0:31.3 | and some of the most outrageous ways a person could possibly spend a 200 million pound fortune. |
0:38.2 | Jakuzy karaoke? |
0:39.5 | Jakuzy. |
0:40.1 | Caryoguzzi. |
0:42.3 | You can get that Euro million's feeling every Friday |
0:45.6 | by searching for Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams on all podcasting apps, |
0:49.9 | YouTube, Instagram and TikTok. |
1:00.0 | You know, YouTube, Instagram and TikTok. Welcome to the Luke and Pete Show, fresh from last week's Met Gala. |
1:07.6 | I am the terribly topped and dealt Pete Donaldson Donaldson and Luke. Lukeie Moore's got his |
1:12.9 | fineries on as well. You're looking good Luke. You're looking good, man. Just wearing a jumper. |
1:17.2 | Just wearing a lot. Different day. That's what some people wear to the Met Gala. Did you see that |
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