Hey, everybody, it's your actual wizard this week.

Uh, there you go. Amazing. And I'm going to butcher it immediately, but the actual wizard rinse wind. Right? Did they get it right? All right. You got it very right. Good. I don't want to be a wizard. And my real name is Holda McNeely. And there it is. I'm a real wizard this week. Jake, what about you? And I'm your septuagenarian,

silver-haired, aging barbarian bruiser, Jake. I'm also with the Jewish name. So it really works out

great. Cullen the barbarian, Jake Young. Fantastic. And we of course have a guest today, a hilarious guy.

Honestly, immediately I'm going to start with a compliment.

Back when stand-up actually was a thing that happened,

and we were all doing comedy together in New York City.

Probably one of my favorite, honestly, okay, I'll just go,

I will say my favorite person to see get up.

For some reason, I was always so excited because Jared Logan, our guest, by the way, I should say his name, always just, I don't know, was just so, just blew the doors off of a room in the, like, in my style of crazy weird that I just like absolutely love.

So anyways, thank you.

You can just say he yelled good.

Yes, you see, he was both alienating and at the same time somehow also embracing of the audience.

It was like this weird, amazing magic trick.

So anyways, thank you for being here.

My pleasure.

And I'll be your matronly big breast-breasted old lady witch for the podcast.

Granny Goodwax, is that one of their names?

I believe it is.

We'll get there.

We'll definitely talk about it.

This week we're doing Terry Pratchett and Discworld, and this was actually a Patreon-sponsored

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