Hi everyone, it's me, your adorable harp seal warrior, goose.

My name's goose, I'll harpsil warrior, goose. My name's goose.

I'm tiny.

I'll kill a man in cold blood.

And this is my walrus friend, though.

And I'm great, and nothing bad's ever going to happen to me.

Hey, everybody.

It's your television-headed robot man, who's very weirdly horny all the time and incredibly unlikable, but then likable again,

then unlikable again. It just keeps going back and forth. Lerner. Holden McNeely. Lying.

Lying. And this is our lying cat. Lying. I'm actually a person. This episode is actually a Patreon

sponsored episode from Benjamin Powell.

Thank you so much, Benjamin, who wrote, could you plug the National Suicide Prevention Hotline?

1-800-273-8255.

I know that's quite different than my original request, but it's a topic that is very near and dear to my heart.

And if any listeners are struggling, I want it to help. And if listeners feel compelled, could you also ask that they donate to the American

Foundation for Suicide Prevention? Thanks so much for y'all's time. I can absolutely do that,

Benjamin. Once again, the hotline is 1-800-273-8255. Please reach out if you need some help. Thank you so much, Ben. Let's get on with the show.

We are here to talk about saga. And man, talk about a whirlwind experience for this guy.

Because for me personally, I read the first trade way back when, when my roommate got it,

he would just kind of, when he was done reading his

trades, he would throw it on the back of the toilet, you know what I mean? So when you went in,

you could read something good. I read the first trade. I was like, this is interesting, but I never

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