'Terrorist #1' in A Chuck Norris Movie
See Something Say Something
Ahmed Ali Akbar
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 29 June 2018
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, I'm Amid al-Yukper, and this is See Something Say Something. |
| 0:06.5 | This week we're talking to Mazjo Brani. |
| 0:09.1 | And the wardrobe girl's like, all right, great, here's your shirt, here's your pants, and then here's your turban. |
| 0:13.5 | And I go, oh, I go, but my scenes are in Chicago, and she's like, yeah, yeah, so, you know, pants shirt and turban. |
| 0:21.7 | If you see something. And she's like, yeah, yeah, so, you know, pants shirt and turban. So, Masjibani is an Iranian-American, actor, an author, known for talking about stereotypes and Middle Eastern identity. |
| 0:42.9 | His latest Netflix special, Maz Giovanni immigrant, explores topics like being an immigrant in the Trump era and modern parenting. |
| 0:49.2 | Hi, Maz. |
| 0:49.8 | Hey, how are you? |
| 0:50.3 | I'm good. |
| 0:51.2 | I'm very good. |
| 0:52.0 | Good to see you, my brother. |
| 0:53.1 | Tell us about your special for people who haven't seen it. |
| 0:55.7 | So the special is a stand-up comedy special that we filmed at the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C. |
| 1:01.7 | And part of the idea was, this was filmed last year, so 2017 in April. |
| 1:06.2 | And part of the idea was, now that Trump is in the White House, let's do a special in his backyard. So weird to think of DC as his backyard. I haven't been there since he's been elected. Yeah. Unfortunately. It's his backyard. Yeah. Actually, guys, it's actually, it was actually kind of sad because, like I said, I'm Iranian and my wife is Indian, so our kids are all colored up. And it was very sad. |
| 1:29.5 | When Trump won, my little six-year-old girl, she came up to me. |
| 1:31.9 | She was scared. She goes, Daddy, am I going to get deported? Yeah. And I said, no, baby, you're not going to get deported. I said, you were born here. You're not going to be deported. but I said, cousin Magid's got to go. |
| 1:43.4 | So it was great. |
| 1:44.5 | We got a really nice, mixed crowd of people together. |
| 1:48.0 | I really... But I said, cousin Magid's got to go. So it was great. |
| 1:44.5 | We got a really nice, mixed crowd of people together. |
| 1:48.0 | I really tried to emphasize the idea of that America is made up from a diverse group of immigrants. |
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