Teresa Caputo Jumping Up & Down

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

It's International Women's Day and Bryan wants to recognize the women in his life! Krissy, the loyal friend and creative partner, Astrid the amazing wife and life partner and the leader's of Finland. Keeping the world from WW3 for 30 years! Bryan thinks women should be running ALL countries and certainly his family! Finally, a TCB favorite is back for second grilling on the show. Teresa Caputo is up to her old tricks and Bryan can't take it! An appearance on Anderson Cooper is reviewed. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's your name? Fuck you! That's my name! You know why, Mr?
0:04.0	Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight. I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name!
0:15.0	On this episode of the Commercial Break...
0:18.0	Let me repeat, I think I said this to myself. I was having a breakfast with a friend the other day.
0:22.0	And I explained that there was...
0:24.0	It's nice you went to a breakfast with a friend.
0:26.0	I went to breakfast with a friend. That's what old people do.
0:29.0	We go to breakfast.
0:35.0	Hey, what you doing tomorrow?
0:37.0	Nothing, you want to breakfast? Yeah!
0:39.0	Give me the... you know...
0:41.0	International House of Pancakes.
0:46.0	This guy is 72 years 82 years old.
0:49.0	Which...
0:50.0	Which person is 82 years old that was married for a long period of time?
0:54.0	Does not know a wife to go, hey, you!
0:56.0	Right!
0:57.0	The guy was the dick that's been bothering me for 50 years. Sit down and shut up!
1:06.0	Have you ever married for five?
1:08.0	That's happening. That's what happens in marriage.
1:11.0	You know how to be a genius to forget I went out?
1:15.0	But more importantly, supporting going on the trip.
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