Oscar The Sea Seal Savior

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Bryan once lived with a stripper and her mother. Unfortunately for Bryan his girlfriend decided to sleep with landscaper while Bryan slept on her bedroom floor. Then Bryan explains to Krissy why he was 15 years late to a court case. A sea seal makes an EPIC save when a pot head falls of his boat at 2am without a survival suit or closed toe shoes. Finally, Australian parents have a solution when their teenagers get a little rowdy....they send them to Ireland for a little Irish Catholic discipline! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I was put in one more tap of coffee in my coffee cup and now the corner my eyes
0:03.8	I saw two guys come in one with a black hoodie and one with a white hoodie and the guy with the black hoodie said
0:09.4	We want your money everybody up front and down and I'm like oh
0:13.2	Why do I need coffee now?
0:19.4	On this episode of the commercial break
0:22.8	They're pointing out that it's freezing fucking cold in the sand of Arbor channel in the middle of the night
0:27.1	Like the dude should be wearing something and how do you accidentally fall off your boat?
0:33.0	I've done a lot of voting in my life. I've never even come close to accidentally falling on my boat
0:37.5	Maybe there's a reason why maybe a wave hit and he was trying to you know
0:40.8	I don't get this kind of guy who's like, you know, manning the master something
0:44.2	He's not out there sailing across the sand of Arbor channel. He's putting around with his salt life t-shirt on
0:50.1	He needs
0:52.4	If the family tries to change me then
0:55.2	Good luck, I guess I'm pretty set in my ways
1:00.2	Is this like low rider
1:08.2	Milly is gonna get it
1:10.2	Milly is gonna get a rascal
1:20.2	In Southern Ireland
1:28.0	Dave I don't understand why you want to work so much you literally shovel cattle shit for a living
1:33.7	I don't mind really
1:35.7	I like the cows
1:37.7	I'm in love with one of them
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