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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2013

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Comedy Works in Denver, Greg japes on Jack Sheldon, Jack Kerouac and Jackie Collins.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, Proop kittens, this is Greg Proops. You know, the show is always free, so if you want to help us out, you could go online and take this little survey.

0:07.0

www.thymidroll.com slash survey slash smartest. That's www.thymidro.com slash survey slash smartest. Thanks guys.

0:30.0

Let's go! Get out of here, let's go!

0:35.0

If you want to see a comment and you look just like a member of the band, get out of Dimble Baby. Get out of Dimble Baby once again.

0:42.0

The smartest man in the world, Proopcast, takes to the ether. Hi, from higher than we've ever been before.

0:49.0

In the mile, hi, city of the legal vaporizer. Hi, I talk to Rocky Mountain's next stop, Nirvana.

0:58.0

At the most fabulous comedy club in all of the region, ladies and gentlemen, we're here in Dom Vien, at the comedy works here in Larama Square.

1:10.0

On an uncharacteristically, precipitations filled precipitous night, precipital, precipital, it's raining like fuck outside.

1:20.0

Often on, and only the way that it can do here in the Rocky Mountain State, where it rains for a while, and then it's just warm for a while.

1:27.0

And then it's just horrible for a while. And then shit drips on you while you stand there for a while.

1:33.0

It's very exciting to see people in cowboy boots with umbrellas. There's something hilariously.

1:38.0

Mary Poppins meets Jesse James about that, and I love it. This is a place where people will wear our cowboy outfit unashamedly,

1:45.0

because all 19th century occupations are represented here. I saw chimney sweep come down the street the other day.

1:54.0

Just barreling. The people here are so unbelievably generous. Maybe it's the altitude. They've taken leave of their senses.

2:01.0

They've built an entire mall that's eruptitious stealth buses travel up and down. Just so the homeless will have somewhere to stay.

2:12.0

I want to thank everybody for all the lovely gifts they gave us. So, Jake, who's from Whiskey and cigarettes, delivered some love.

2:19.0

Nick and Alyssa Stevens gave me a gift certificate for a place called My Brother's Bar. Now, My Brother's Bar, yeah.

2:27.0

For those of you listening out in crew cast land, this is an awesome time to sock down that first one.

2:32.0

And if you haven't already got the first one down, it's an awesome time to consider another one.

2:38.0

Because you never know, sobriety creeps up on little cat's feet. And the next thing, yeah.

2:45.0

The next thing you know, you're like, fuck, I don't feel anything. Just the unbelievable monochromatic endless desert of everyday existence.

2:54.0

Why are there no more bumps and obstacles? Like I get high and then I go, fuck, I can't find my keys. Fuck, I can't find my car.

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