Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Proops, Greg O'All, once again the smartest man in the world

Proofcast takes to the ether, here from the salubrious confines of the crescent cities,

the most humidified club and fabulous comedy regime, the Hulling Wolf here in the warehouse

district, ladies and gentlemen, once again we convene and hope that our minds can join

and that we can find one another, and that I can turn the goddamn music down on the

iPod I'm operating here, here we go, and well done me, and then once again we will find

the joy that we find implicit here on the streets of this city that is the most welcoming

city I've been to, and ages and ages and ages, I can't tell you how excited I am to be

here, I've been talking about it on the Proofcast for yonks as they say, as far as like a place

I was anxious to go, because places are places, right, I mean that seems mundane and unbelievably

weak to start the show with, but what I'm getting at is this, people ask me this question

a lot, where do you like playing the most, and I say Paris, and then they go, what do you

like playing Paris? I'm like, because you're in Paris. So like, where do you like playing

in the United States? Well, I love Cleveland, I've always had a great time in Cleveland, I've

been to Peoria, Illinois, I've been to Mason City, Illinois, I'm not going to say they're

my favorite places to play in the world, because when the show's over, you're in fucking

Peoria, and God bless Peoria, it's the birthplace of Richard Pryor, but they let the team down

in a lot of other regards, like nightlife and shit like that. So when you're here in New

Orleans, like people, where's your favorite place? New Orleans, because it's four in the

morning, I can score crack, I can buy a dead dog, I can have a slave, oh yeah, there's

a lot of shit I can do, I can get melted ice cream, I can watch a freaky dude with those

shirt on roll on the ground and shit like that, I can watch a guy dress like a pirate

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