Tempest Prognosticator

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Happy Turkey Week! On today's episode, Lisa rants about holiday gift guides and Emily is still interested in gardening. We read the Wikipedia page for Tempest Prognosticator. In Honor of Emily's Endorse Horse selection this week, the rest of this episode description will be written by AI: This week, it's a horse you don't even recognize. Emily finally got her next cavalry addition. We spend most of last week on horse stuff, and it seemed to get me cranky after a while. You know, not as cranky as one of our male visitors, but just a little cranky nonetheless. If I'm a pack animal, Emily's Horses are the same. Aww

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell something we don't know
0:26.5	Hello babies!
0:28.9	Welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa gob. Gobble, Gobble, happy Thanksgiving.
0:34.5	Gobble, motherfuckers.
0:36.0	And hello to our non-American listeners as well.
0:41.0	That's just something we say in America, gobble,
0:43.7	motherfucker. Yeah, just at all times. Yeah, every day of the year. Yeah.
0:47.0	How's it going, Lisa, what's been new? Good. It's my favorite season. It's terrible gift guide season.
0:55.0	I love looking at them and judging them and getting all ranting
1:00.0	and getting all ranty about them. I think they're so fun. Just this morning I was looking
1:06.6	at one that was just like what to buy for like the mom who tells you she doesn't want anything
1:11.2	and of course it was like a Nesbreso machine.
1:14.0	Oh my god!
1:15.0	And like slippers that say mama bear on them.
1:18.1	And it's just like what?
1:21.1	I feel like the recommendations for people who are like,
1:25.0	you know, for the practical dad, it's always like a coffee machine and a shaving kid.
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