Telling My Mom the Truth

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Chris’ mom joins Chris on the podcast as they share family secrets, unveil who Santa is, react to callers’ messiest birthday stories, go off on bundt cakes, take a trip down memory lane, plan a perfect vacation together, answer questions from Chris’ Patrons (join Chris’ Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens), and finish up the episode with an epic battle of truth or drink. • Go to https://www.hellofresh.com/unhingedfree and use code: unhingedfree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. • Go to https://helixsleep.com/unhinged for up to $200 off your Helix Sleep mattress plus two free pillows (free shipping within the US) Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens: • http://instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens • https://www.tiktok.com/@unhingedclips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Delive a rule because anything goes this Christmas. Yes, even sprouts on a pizza or gravy on sushi.
0:10.0	The rules are, there are no rules. Have a Cantonese on Christmas Eve or a
0:15.2	Balty on Boxing Day and when you sew over the leftovers bring on the ramen
0:20.2	From big brands to local favorites this Christmas it's all on your doorstep with
0:25.0	deliver room. Geographical restrictions, season C, service and delivery fees apply. Oh, we're ready.
0:37.0	I have just been here. Oh, we're ready.
0:39.0	Okay, wow. I have just been sitting here fiddling around. All right, mom, phone down. Come on. This is showbiz baby. Let's get it. I don't fucking know. Hey everybody what's up and welcome back to unhinged with Chris Clemens.
0:57.6	Guys if you're watching on YouTube.com slash at sign unhinged we have a yet another setup I just wanted to try out having a desk because I feel like that will keep me a lot more focused. Now will that
1:15.6	hypothesis pan out? We're not sure. But we have three camera angles today
1:20.5	because we have a returning guest, my mother.
1:26.1	Sorry, no one more exciting than me.
1:29.9	Over and out.
1:30.6	No, not over and out, girl. We just started.
1:33.0	Now, before we get into the new episode, I want to remind you guys to subscribe to Unhinge with Chris Clemens, wherever you get your podcasts.
1:41.7	And we have, like I already said once during this two minute span of the
1:46.2	episode be sure to subscribe to YouTube.com slash at sign unhinged and it is our channel we hit 10k how exciting is that what
1:56.8	and then also on my Patreon patreon dot com slash Chris Clemens we do a little
2:02.2	unhinged after show where we do fun
2:05.0	activities we talk about the episode I'm shmerk and shmshmead it's a good time you know and then lastly the last shameless plug and then I promise we'll get into the episode Bay Area
2:18.0	I'm coming to you in like two weeks to perform and do an episode of the podcast and some stand-up afterwards.
2:24.8	So be sure to go, guys to Ticketmaster.
2:28.4	Literally, go to Ticketmaster and type in Chris Clements.
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