Giving Up Smoking

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Coming off three hours of sleep and highly caffeinated, Chris digs into the National Enquirer for salacious stories, gives verdicts to voicemails, sounds off about Snoop Dogg’s smoking, weighs in on wetting the toothbrush before or after putting on the toothpaste, lays down the law on laundry etiquette, picks apart pissing on the floor, and shares about his naughty night out in NYC. Go to https://www.hellofresh.com/50unhinged and use code 50unhinged for 50% off plus free shipping! Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens: • http://instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens • https://www.tiktok.com/@unhingedclips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	At your work Christmas do, not feeling the cannerbays.
0:04.0	Why not get a pick-me-up with McDonald's limited edition chicken Big Mac
0:08.0	with two deliciously crispy chicken patts,
0:10.0	our iconic Big Mac sauce and Gertens or not.
0:14.8	Only available till the 3rd of January.
0:18.2	So from 11 a.m. It's recording. Great, another stellar look of me on camera.
0:33.0	Hey everybody, what's up and welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens.
0:38.0	I am your tired-ass host running on three hours of sleep, Clemens my fuse is a little short not
0:45.1	gonna lie this has been a week oh it's been a week girls I looked in the mirror
0:50.6	this morning after I worked out and literally startled myself because I thought
0:56.3	that I had like a black eye. Just exhaustion. Now before we get into today's episode I want to remind you to subscribe to
1:05.1	unhinged with Chris Clemens wherever you get your podcasts. We have a brand new
1:09.0	YouTube channel, YouTube.com slash at sign unhinged.
1:13.7	All of this will be in the description of the episode.
1:16.1	We're almost 10,000 subscribers on that channel, which for only having posted one episode
1:21.0	on there.
1:22.1	I'm very honored and grateful. So thank you guys. Let's hit
1:26.9	10K and then let's hit 100K. Let's just fuck all the rest of them and get there.
1:31.7	And then another exciting piece of information if you live in the Bay Area
1:36.7	We are coming December 9th for a live show at Cobb's Theater or Cobb's Comedy Club.
1:44.8	All I know is it's Cobb because every time I think about it I want a Cobb Solid.
1:48.8	But we are going to be doing a live episode of Unhinged with Chris Clemens with me doing stand up afterwards.
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