Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything.

President Roosevelt wore an anti-gravity battle.

Dinosaurs had two brains.

Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school in flying cars, or at least they will one day.

Believe me, I'm a historian.

An astronaut or drive a DeLorean.

Would I lie?

It's hard to say.

The Big Fifth.

Can you spot the light?

The Big Fifth.

Some pigs can fight.

The Big Phid.

But if you ask me why, can you trust the answer.

Aw, the Big Fip! From Newton, Massachusetts, this is The Big Fib. And now, here's your host. They call her Deborah.

Goldstein? Yep, they do. Deborah Goldstein.

Welcome to the Big Fib, the game show where kids choose between the astronomical chromatic spectroscopy of truth

and the distorted spherical aberration of lies.

I'm your host, Deborah Goldstein.

And in the studio today is our sound effects robot, Lisa, whose name stands for live in studio audience. Lisa? Where are you? That's odd. He was just here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm sorry. Hey, sorry I'm late. Sorry about that. Where did you go? You were just here for the sound check.

Yeah, sorry about that, Deborah. I forgot that I had to take the soda can out of the freezer,

but now it's been 72 hours, so I think it's ready.

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