Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything.

Cuyzen-Eath Roosevelt, wore an anti-gravity battle, dinosaurs had two brains.

Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school in flying cars, or at least they will one day.

Believe me, I'm a historian, an astronaut or drive a DeLorean, would I lie?

It's hard to say

The Big Fiff!

Can you spot the lie?

The Big Fib!

Some pigs can buy

But if you ask me why, can you trust the answer.

Aw, the Big Fip! From Andy's New York, this is The Big Fib!

And now here's your host, Deborah, the Big Fib, Goldstein.

Welcome to the Big Fib, the game show where kids choose between the cute and sociable fluffiness of truth and the gnawing boredom of sharp- clawed lies.

I'm your host, Deborah Goldstein, and in the studio today is our sound effects robot Lisa, whose name stands for live in-studio audience.

And now a word from our sponsor.

Wait, we don't have a sponsor.

Are you tired of listening to Deborah broadcasts the same old game show introductions?

Okay, no, I don't think anybody is tired of listening to...

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$79, 99, you can hear me, L-I-S-A-L-A, Lisa. No, no, no, no, no. Our listeners should not send you any money.

All they have to do is go to gzmshows.com to submit a question or leave a voice message on the Big Fib page.

Fine.

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