Teleported to Waffle House Against Your Will | 3.23.26

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Episode 1921 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Go to lucy.co/hardfactor for 20% off you first order of 100% pure tobacco-free nicotine pouches and more (21+ only, age verified) 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:01:05 - RIP Chuck Norris 00:10:26 - Trumpdate: ICE in "The Terminal," Olds, Surprise Pearl Harbor Presser, and the final Mueller Report 00:25:32 - FEMA Associate Advisor Greg Phillips goes viral for description of "teleportation" to waffle house - "no fun" 00:36:50 - Punch the Monkey has a girlfriend now 00:40:50 - The "Fatburg" that clogged the sewer below Heathrow Airport Thank you for listening! Join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor, and most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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