Hey, everybody, I'm a fighting bear. All right. Just hear me out. It's normal. It's normal for a bear to enter a martial arts tournament, all right?

It's completely fine.

Don't even think about it.

Don't think twice about it, all right?

Come on now.

It's the King of Iron Fist tournament.

All right, let's get it started.

And it's me, your third generation, wrestler slash orphanage manager slash student of an armored version

of myself. But I shouldn't be talking. I don't actually talk. I just make jaguar noises. King,

bruiser, Jake. How's it going? And it's me, the devil gene wizard. Holdenig Neely. That's right. The devil gene can talk. The devil gene can't talk, okay? But I just, I wanted to personify it because it's got to be included in this intro. We're talking about tech. Hey, don't forget about me. Don't get, I'm a member of the techen force. I'm a generic helmeted goon with a machine gun. I hope nobody punches me out in a single blow. Oh, no. Oh, I was taken out like a little idiot. And we are finally talking about it. I've been wanting to do this episode for a while. And that's right, it's Tekken. We've got Tekken ace. I am sorry. That is, is that your best Lenny Hart impression?

Are you kidding me?

One of the greatest announcers in the history of wrestling and fighting games.

You got to be like, Tekken 8!

By the way, I forgot.

We are doing our show, not on Tekken.

We're doing our show on Tekken.

Oh, God.

I thought for a second I'd be able to manage that.

I could be the one that consistently just says Tekken instead of Tekken.

It's not going to happen.

It's not going to happen.

Ken, you know, like, Shor Yu Ken, Hadu Ken.

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