Ted Tries To Escape The Rut

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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Society & Culture

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🗓️ 29 March 2025

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Ted vs the FCC

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0:00.0	Okay, I think it's time that we go back in time to the last time that we played Ted versus the FCC.
0:03.8	So if we could, let's go back in time.
0:06.5	Time.
0:09.2	Me and freaking Chuck cuts can't freaking fine, nutty fat, knuck futs.
0:17.2	Even though he's wearing a short, silvery, city shirt i'm off art smeller three times fast
0:24.7	me and freaking chuck cuts can't freaking fine nutty fat nut cuts even though he's wearing a short silvery shiny
0:32.8	slit city shirt i'm off art smeller one me and freaking Cuts can't freaking find nutty fat knuck futs.
0:41.1	Even though he's wearing a short, silvery, or shiny slit shit.
0:47.2	Let's try it again.
0:48.5	And now, everyone's favorite daytime game show, where one person could lose $325,000.
0:59.1	And their job, or win, and walk away with nothing.
1:04.7	It's time for Ted versus the FCC.
1:08.7	Oh, I should have remembered we had a redo from last week.
1:13.4	I totally forgot about that.
1:15.6	I don't know why we stayed up that late.
1:17.4	Man, I just don't know.
1:19.0	Oh, probably three, four o'clock in the morning.
1:22.2	Typical night of just being creative and let the juices flow.
1:25.2	Oh, yeah.
1:25.5	So what we do, man.
1:26.2	We came out with some good ones.
1:27.0	We come in and we go, oh yeah, that's right.
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