Ted Takes Han's Journey
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 29 August 2025
⏱️ 16 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, do we have time for a few birthday emails. |
| 0:02.4 | By the way, they're brought to you by Minzerum Roasted Red Salza from San Juan Salza Company. Dip responsibly. All of a Cholos, please help me wish my grandson, Wyatt, a very happy 10th birthday. Seems like only yesterday that he came into the world with a fractured left tumorous and had to spend a few days in the children's hospital. Anyone normal emailing today? No. You guys, you don't have to be so honest. |
| 0:02.0 | Faddies, cripples, broken limbs. |
| 0:03.8 | Good. and had to spend a few days in the children's hospital. Anyone normal emailing today? No. |
| 0:21.2 | You guys, you don't have to be so honest. |
| 0:22.7 | Faddies, cripples, broken limbs. Happy birthday. Now he's big enough to reach the pedals on my John Deer Moor, and trust me, I'm going to take advantage of that free labor. He is the funniest, sweetest, kind-hearted 10-year-old. I know such a great big brother to his sister, Raylan. |
| 0:19.7 | We always have so much fun when he comes to visit, |
| 0:21.8 | and I cannot ask for a better grandson. So, happy birthday, Wyatt. Grandma B loves you to the moon and beyond. So can you please give him the following. Green beans, a fart montage because farts are funny. Coach Ted, hyping him up to start fourth grade, and some dad jokes for Miles. Thanks guys for doing what you do, and as always stay beautiful. |
| 0:37.6 | That from the Jim... Farts are funny. Coach Ted, hyping him up to start fourth grade and some dad jokes for Miles. |
| 0:55.7 | Thanks guys for doing what you do |
| 0:56.8 | and as always stay beautiful. |
| 0:57.8 | That from the ginger midgets. |
| 0:59.1 | Green bean. |
| 1:00.3 | What? |
| 1:01.0 | Green beans. |
| 1:02.1 | Okay. |
| 1:03.0 | Green beans. |
| 1:04.0 | Okay. |
| 1:05.0 | Green beans. |
| 1:06.1 | Oh. |
| 1:06.9 | Oh. |
| 1:24.6 | Oh. Oh. That wet one makes me think I have to go. I don't know. |
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