HR 1: Fart Stories Pt. 1
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 29 August 2025
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And now, here's the question. |
| 0:04.3 | Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours. |
| 0:08.0 | All right, it is common knowledge that everybody farts, right? |
| 0:12.3 | In fact, the average person farts anywhere from how many times a day do you think is the average? |
| 0:17.6 | Six. |
| 0:18.2 | Twelve. |
| 0:18.9 | Twelve. |
| 0:19.5 | Eight. |
| 0:19.8 | Wait, you think. |
| 0:20.2 | Eight. |
| 0:20.8 | Believe it or not, they say the average person farts anywhere from 13 to 21 times a day. |
| 0:25.8 | Apparently men fart a little more than women. |
| 0:27.8 | What? |
| 0:28.0 | We'll bring you the results of that survey a little bit later. |
| 0:31.0 | Now, that's it. |
| 0:31.6 | A survey did find that between American and Brits, only one out of three people are comfortable farting in front of their partner. Just one in three. I think that's insane. It's your partner. And people fart. Go ahead, let loose. But listen, you're safe for farting in front of your partner than a stranger. Case in point, a man in Pennsylvania, he was in line at some store and ended up being assaulted after he farted |
| 0:55.7 | while standing in line. Now, we don't know if it smelled bad or if it was loud, but the guy |
| 1:00.1 | that was behind him hit him in the head because he farted. Now, be glad that it was a guy who |
| 1:05.7 | farted. Why do I say that? Because according to the National Library of Medicine, women's |
| 1:10.2 | farts smell worse than men. |
| 1:11.7 | You might not fart as much as us ladies, but they smell worse when you do. And there's |
| 1:16.2 | plenty of science behind it. And again, we'll get to that later. But in the meantime, we're |
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