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🗓️ 22 August 2023
⏱️ 59 minutes
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On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich, Ted and Schlatt catch up as we wean back into having an actual podcast schedule. We talk about Ted's recent Margaritaville video, answer Chuckle Mail, and Schlatt hits 4 million on YouTube!
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0:00.0 | I think it's so unbelievably long right now what happened to it. He became giraffe man. That's so dumb |
0:06.1 | That's so dumb you unveiling your new superhero name giraffe man |
0:09.2 | I'd like to see you in a in a little speckled brown brown and yellow suit |
0:15.1 | Just a skin type suit |
0:17.4 | You just slip into that never see my bulge |
0:21.0 | You'll never it wasn't it wasn't about the bold. I know that's what you were thinking |
0:25.1 | No, I was thinking what you're thinking when when you think skin tight. Yes |
0:28.6 | No, yes, that's what you think. No of course. I was thinking that you would become incredibly aerodynamic |
0:34.4 | I'm all right first of all how dare you I'm already extremely aerodynamic |
0:39.7 | I'm like the new Mercedes Benz EQS with 100% aerodynamic ability you're an animal glide through the wind |
0:46.3 | Okay, I glide man really how fast can you feel it? What's your MPH faster than I will ever need? |
0:53.3 | What was the last time you ran like as fast as you possibly could listen |
0:57.2 | I don't do it because it becomes a matter of public safety |
1:00.7 | It becomes a matter of public safety to imagine me sprinting full speed through time square |
1:07.4 | Panic would have rocked if you had to choose one reason in the next year that you could you think might make you run |
1:14.2 | As fast as you've ever run so far. Yeah |
1:17.4 | What would it be when my single mother tenant |
1:20.8 | Doesn't pay rent on time and I have to evict her |
1:24.5 | Running full speed to that bucket house with the notice |
1:28.8 | Hold it straight out hey |
1:31.6 | You have 30 days. I'd say to her as the tears fall down her face and she says help |
1:37.0 | I don't why are you doing this to me and I say it's just business baby |
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