Ted's Margaritaville Trip Secrets
Chuckle Sandwich
Chuckle Sandwich & Studio71
4.9 • 5.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 August 2023
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I think it's so unbelievably long right now what happened to it. He became giraffe man. That's so dumb |
| 0:06.1 | That's so dumb you unveiling your new superhero name giraffe man |
| 0:09.2 | I'd like to see you in a in a little speckled brown brown and yellow suit |
| 0:15.1 | Just a skin type suit |
| 0:17.4 | You just slip into that never see my bulge |
| 0:21.0 | You'll never it wasn't it wasn't about the bold. I know that's what you were thinking |
| 0:25.1 | No, I was thinking what you're thinking when when you think skin tight. Yes |
| 0:28.6 | No, yes, that's what you think. No of course. I was thinking that you would become incredibly aerodynamic |
| 0:34.4 | I'm all right first of all how dare you I'm already extremely aerodynamic |
| 0:39.7 | I'm like the new Mercedes Benz EQS with 100% aerodynamic ability you're an animal glide through the wind |
| 0:46.3 | Okay, I glide man really how fast can you feel it? What's your MPH faster than I will ever need? |
| 0:53.3 | What was the last time you ran like as fast as you possibly could listen |
| 0:57.2 | I don't do it because it becomes a matter of public safety |
| 1:00.7 | It becomes a matter of public safety to imagine me sprinting full speed through time square |
| 1:07.4 | Panic would have rocked if you had to choose one reason in the next year that you could you think might make you run |
| 1:14.2 | As fast as you've ever run so far. Yeah |
| 1:17.4 | What would it be when my single mother tenant |
| 1:20.8 | Doesn't pay rent on time and I have to evict her |
| 1:24.5 | Running full speed to that bucket house with the notice |
| 1:28.8 | Hold it straight out hey |
| 1:31.6 | You have 30 days. I'd say to her as the tears fall down her face and she says help |
| 1:37.0 | I don't why are you doing this to me and I say it's just business baby |
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