Do you ever feel like an asshole Ted?

Sometimes there's a station wagon stopped in front of me on the highway terrible Austin traffic

Dodge Grand Caravan on the high 35 wood paneling and everything

Everyone was starting to go again. We go 30 miles per hour on the I-35 on a good day. Yeah, they start going

They're like 20 seconds behind. They're still stopped

Yeah, and so what do I do? I step on the gas. I floor it. I hit him kid died

I'd like that

Like that instant painless instantly painless sounds like a

Sounds like a gift to me. Well, you know, it's certainly less of a financial burden on them now

Yeah, so the dad lived oh, yeah, the dad who you were initially mad at lived with the Sundae. Yeah, the Sundae

Yeah, the one that wasn't totally involved. Yeah, that's good. Am I the asshole?

Well, that's not for us to decide Shlant our job is to judge other people so today

Taking a look. We're gonna be doing some real cool content stuff today

We're gonna be real creative and today a couple of assholes are gonna figure out who's worse than us

Who's the worst asshole and we're gonna figure that out and we're gonna figure it out quick welcome to chuckle sandwich

You're head did get bigger. Fuck you. It's just taller. It's just taller, man

I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. Maybe it's maybe it's the haircut. I got I do

Maybe I had a bad haircut experience. Okay, so I'm in I was in and I know he's gonna react to this audio listeners

Love you to death. Everyone get prepared. He's gonna react to this. So I was a new Jersey recently

He didn't react. I was a new Jersey recently. Oh, I wasn't listening. Sorry. Oh cool. That's so nice of you

What did you say? I was a new Jersey recently. Oh, there you go

Um, and it was for a family reunion of the Jersey Shore and they'd ran it out of house when we were all spending time together

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