Ted Gets Iced
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 26 August 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I did it this weekend. |
| 0:00.9 | What's that? |
| 0:01.8 | Well, I have a close personal friend, and I said, I'll put you on my personal list. And this buddy, Joey, what's up, dude? He goes, can I get on the list? I said, no. Oh, damn, man. Why? Because he iced me. What do you mean? If somebody surprises you with a smearing off ice, you have to get on a knee and drink it. What's wrong with that? |
| 0:00.9 | That's a law. |
| 0:01.7 | That's, |
| 0:02.0 | Look, |
| 0:02.5 | I didn't drink alcohol all weekend except that one goddamn ice because I respect the rules. Ted's been dry is the point. Did he know that? He did. He said, you don't have to drink it, but I said, well, rules are rules. It's not like I'm on the wag. Did you have to pound it? |
| 0:37.9 | You got to get on a knee and chug it. |
| 0:39.8 | Okay. |
| 0:40.2 | All right. |
| 0:40.6 | When did this happen? |
| 0:42.0 | When did this start? |
| 0:43.4 | Oh, years ago. |
| 0:44.8 | Man, I'm, say, that's it happened. |
| 0:46.1 | Did it start with ice beers? |
| 0:48.8 | No, it's specifically smearing off ice and you can ice each other. |
| 0:52.4 | Specifically smeared you guys never got in to ice at each other no i'm thinking about bringing it back no we will we don't drink that stuff well that's the point nobody does oh well i thought it was something you like no so you buy it at the bar and you do this to somebody yeah no no so like he had a brand new trailer lovely trailer and he said you want to check it out i said i do so i'm checking it out and finally he goes you got to see the bathroom it's huge and i opened the door and he said, you want to check it out? I said, I do. So I'm checking it out. |
| 1:11.6 | And finally he goes, you got to see the bathroom. It's huge. And I opened the door and I just went, you son of a bitch. Why? On the toilet was just a bottle of smear enough ice. And I knew what had to be done. So you don't even have to hand it to the person. No. If you, if you understand this culture, you know |
| 1:08.7 | the rule. You just set somebody up. |
| 1:10.8 | Correct. It could be anywhere. Right. |
| 1:12.6 | So like If you, if you understand this culture, you know the rule. You just set somebody up. |
| 1:29.1 | Correct. It could be anywhere. Right. So like if you had us all over. Why would you tell me this? At some point, I would put a smyrna off ice somewhere where like, like for instance, well, you don't smoke anymore. Let me ask you question. |
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